Win! Win! Win!

by Ron Gilbert
Jun 16, 2016

As a thanks to everyone who has been following the Thimbleweed Park blog and helping out with the game, we're going to giving away 5 entries into the Thimbleweed Park phone book, complete with (optional) voicemail message (but who wouldn't want to do that).

Guess how many people in the phone book (as of right now) have uploaded a voicemail, from A...

...to Z...

The contest is open to everyone, even people who already have an entry.

Five closest guesses get an entry in the phone book and the opportunity to upload a voicemail message. Ties will be resolved using officially sanctioned D&D combat rules (the D20).

Post your guess in the body of your message in the comments section.

In order to win, you must fill in your email address in the email field. DO NOT put your email address in the body of the message.  If you post multiple guesses, only your last one will count.

I won't be cross posting this on Twitter, since they have their own contest... so shhhhhhhhh...

We'll pick a winner Monday morning.

- Ron

P. S. We'll be giving away another five entries next week.

CONTEST IS CLOSED

WE HAVE OUR WINNERS

The answer was 1100

Congratulations to...

P.Coltau
Nico
BertL
Mathias
Alberto

You will be getting an invite email in the next few hours.



Aaron Rinearson - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:18
777!?

Thanks for letting us try! This is fun.

Nicolas - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:18
531

Bart - Jun 16, 2016 at 16:38
531 Bottles of Beer On The Wall
531 Bottles of Beer
You take one down, pass it around,
530 Bottles of Beer On The Wall.

Nor Treblig - Jun 16, 2016 at 23:44
530 bottles of beer on the wall, 530 bottles of beer.
You take one down, pass it around, 529 bottles of beer on the wall!

Nor Treblig - Jun 17, 2016 at 14:56
529 bottles of beer on the wall, 529 bottles of beer.
You take one down, pass it around, 528 bottles of beer on the wall!

Nor Treblig - Jun 18, 2016 at 13:31
528 bottles of beer on the wall, 528 bottles of beer.
You take one down, pass it around, 527 bottles of beer on the wall!

Nuno - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:19
Here goes my guess: 1634

Miro - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:20
1273 ?
Nice phonebook :-)

Mario Torre - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:23
Ah, how many uploaded a voice message, not how many entries in the address book, should have read better...

I change my answer: 169

Morphez - Jun 17, 2016 at 14:38
math doesn't lie! ; )

Nmarato - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:21
283

Josejulio - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:21
913 !!

hihp - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:22
My guess:

4333!

Alain VD - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:22
969

Timothy Wright - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:22
6,240

Lee Vaughan - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:23
913

Matt - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:24
2800

Thomas S - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:24
1237

faquick - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:24
1648

Mathias - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:24
I want to get a nice place in the phone book ;-)

Christian Arias - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:25
144

Thomas - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:25
Hmm...

26 * 2 * 18 + my guessing = 1872 !

Chris Malone - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:25
452

Richard Parfitt - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:26
1,232

Juan Rosenfeldt - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:26
756

Kimmo Sakko - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:26
Hmmm. Lets try 667

Mathias - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:26
1079

Bon Antza - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:26
1987 ;)

deanobob - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:28
545

Aaron Murray - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:29
2560

Aaron Murray - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:30
512

e - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:29
360

someoldkook - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:30
375 point 6

Kevin Drum - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:30
1380

Charles Hobbs - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:31
523

Thomas - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:31
Oh my bad, I misread and I can't edit my message.

So my new guessing is 666 !

Jean-Patrick Vieu - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:31
My highly scientific guess is 1558.

Julian - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:32
754

:)

Tom - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:32
2618.

Kai - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:33
879

Ariel Bosi - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:33
812

Sundance - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:35
512

Mcee - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:37
8202

loborado - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:38
150

Telenno - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:38
678

Ramone Beauchesne - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:38
1200

Ramone - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:40
1200

Andy - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:39
555

Ryan Buckland - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:39
228

Ramone - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:41
1200

A. - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:41
...don't phone books in the US start with the last name ;-)?

2684 is my guess!

Derrick Reisdorf - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:35
Phone books will always alphabetize by surname.  Most phone books written using the Latin alphabet therefore put the last name first.  That's why seeing this has me ????

Robbo B - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:47
900

Martin - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:48
1500

Scott F - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:49
597

Thiezn - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:51
333

Allan West - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:56
1032

Carrie Lewis-Johnson - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:58
542

Ignacio - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:58
605

Alberto - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:58
872

Ricardo Marichal - Jun 16, 2016 at 11:59
2.520

Nicolas - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:00
2436

Troy Ready - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:00
650

WALTER - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:02
5000

Rickma - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:02
190

Pete - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:04
I'd say in or about 92

Nicolas - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:04
Ooops, I misread the question too,  I change my answer to 487 !

vvvb - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:04
1029

Hasteur - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:05
2130

juan martín - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:10
236!

Joe - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:10
1248

Florian - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:11
442

Bram - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:12
1843

Shawn Swift - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:12
513!

Mark Pollock - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:13
8600

Daniel - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:16
290

Mario - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:17
999

Daniel - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:17
Why is Annie before Aaron?

CookieRevised - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:18
1785

Javier Hernández - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:21
111

Fatima Furruños - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:21
3379

Kristofer Ragnebro - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:23
397

Fressa - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:23
267

Redenhalter - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:23
Why is the phone book sort by first name?

Ron Gilbert - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:36
Because it avoids a whole lot of weird language/cultural issues.

Derrick Reisdorf - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:02
Man.  I don't know why it bugs me so much to see things alphabetized by first name.  If I saw that I would think the game was being developed in an Asian country.

Most countries use their given name as their first names, yet some (mostly Asian) cultures/languages have their family names or surnames as their first names.  I would think the majority of the Thimbleweed player base would be more familiar with alphabetizing by last name (which would be the more common nomenclature).

Perhaps, it would have been good to ask if we want our name alphabetized by first or last name when we do/did our phonebook submissions.

Derrick Reisdorf - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:25
Even when Chinese or Taiwanese, for example, write their names using the Latin alphabet, they often will reverse their names to appease us Westerners (so their family name becomes the last name so the names are alphabetized by their surname).

Ron, I would ask you to rethink the decision to do alphabetizing by first name, and switch it to alphabetization by last name/surname.
If you wanted to get things perfect, you would have to consider special cases where "Mc" may be alphabetized as "Mac" and others (e.g. ignore apostrophes when parsing).

Here: http://www.dartmouth.edu/~library/recmgmt/forms/FilingRules.pdf?mswitch-redir=classic

Ron Gilbert - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:45
That names are going to stay First Last, switching them now would require everyone to go back flag their names. As your comments have shown, it's a complex issue. I just decided to make it simple and do First Last.  It's also less error prone. Some people would put the middle name with the first name, other would put it with the last name. What about two middle names? what about "nicknames", etc, etc, etc. It's much simple to just have people input their name.  We will reject names that are entered Last, First, as it won't be in keeping with the rest of the names.  I'm sorry if this isn't what you want, I had to make a decision. I've dealt with stuff like this before and doing this avoids a lot of pain.

Derrick Reisdorf - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:45
That link I posted (Dartmouth College) shows the complete logic behind alphabetizing names.  Middle names, abbreviations, initials, titles, suffixes.  You could build a little parsing algorithm around those rules, it wouldn't be too hard.  You could even ignore special use cases (like St. = Saint).  But I think the toughest case that would have to be considered would be those names that have suffixes/appendages (like Jr. or III or Ph. D.).
https://www.dartmouth.edu/~library/recmgmt/forms/FilingRules.pdf

I just would have thought people would expect to see alphabetization by last name.
I know there's much more to worry about other than the alphabet, but I just wanted to voice my opinion of how weird it seems to me.
Could you find someone willing to donate time to write some code that will parse a string and spit out the phonebook formatting?  The code could also be modify the set results during testing to out only include results that yield more than 1 blank space or period, for example.  Heck, there's not *that* many names- maybe some red-headed intern could even do it by hand.  :)

Derrick Reisdorf - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:48
And for testing, you could have the code only return results that yield more than 1 blank space or period, for example.

(Reworded)^^^^^^^^^^^

Big Red Button - Jun 17, 2016 at 17:17
In my opinion, given that you're a backer and have your own phone book entry in TP, it might be much more flattering to see your own name there as it's actually called. So, what seems to be the trouble?

Steffen - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:28
Naturally the FIRSTname should be named FIRST!  ;-)

I personally dont like the habit to always order by family name. Of course there might be reasons to do so.
Though my own phonebook is sorted by firstname - simply because I think of my contacts the way I call them...

Ralf - Jun 16, 2016 at 23:35
302
Maybe make the phone book sorting an option? :-)

Derrick Reisdorf - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:09
So, after Ron "fixes" the whole first-name-first thing...
;)

What would be cool is if he formatted the phone book where it would show a last name only once like so:

ADAMS Abigail
        Amy
        Ansel
        Douglas
        John
        John Q
        Samuel
ADDAMS Charles
        Jane

http://i.imgur.com/Fph97PW.jpg

M. Yacobs - Jun 16, 2016 at 16:26
Oh gee! A Phonebook Simulator! Finally!

Allen Hammock - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:23
1973

Rodrigo - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:26
1260

Alejandro Coto - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:28
305

Sven - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:28
It has to be: "1961"

Brian Small - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:30
Annie's getting special sorting treatment, I'm guessing she's an actual in-game character.

My guess is 824.

Ron Gilbert - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:32
Just a glitch in the sorting.  This isn't the final list yet, so it will be resorted.

Frank - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:36
"Game designers need to know how to code a bubble sort. It's at the core of what we do to make a game fun."
https://twitter.com/grumpygamer/status/742432915892502528

Geoff - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:31
1253

Leandro - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:34
1170

Tom - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:35
2231

Uffe - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:37
212

Steffen - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:37
489

Melis - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:37
1954

Udo - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:38
1702

Nico - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:38
1111

Jeepika - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:38
My guess is.. 697

Jesse - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:39
289

Danilo Martins - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:41
My guess is 384

Jeff Carter - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:43
241

Jammet - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:51
My bet is on 130! =^_^=

Jammet - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:53
Evil keyboard 430! Fourhundredthirty!! :]

deRosier - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:53
1188

Marcelo Ellmann - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:53
3456 :-)

Stoffe - Jun 16, 2016 at 12:59
667

Klaus Hauschild - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:01
2080

Jamie Lynne - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:01
406

Bart Vanhommerig - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:03
1,750

Nicholas Higgitus Figgitus - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:06
235

Rodrifra - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:07
45 :D

Derrick Reisdorf - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:10
What if I submit my name as:
Reisdorf, Derrick

(first name="Reisdorf," and last name="Derrick")

It would be as if my name was the only name that appeared "normally" in the phonebook.


Is comma a prohibited character?

Derrick Reisdorf - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:42
Well, I guess rarely does a comma appear in a phone book, so I guess I wouldn't worry about that.

Nor Treblig - Jun 16, 2016 at 23:31
Commas are allowed!

Karsten - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:11
4944

Lars - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:14
1029

Lars - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:16
point three repetend one

Geoffrey Paulsen - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:16
4,811

Geoffrey Paulsen - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:18
Oops!  Ignore first post, Changing answer to Final answer:

1,203

Carsten Jensen - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:18
2048

Marky - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:20
I guess 2222!

Joseph Nelson - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:21
2605

Kaveh Nowroozi - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:26
1569

RedPhantom - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:27
403

Oli Schacher - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:29
1337

Arto - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:31
480

Paul Jacobson - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:38
256

Jim Wells - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:38
3,422

longuist - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:45
533

Brian Dudte - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:45
442

vegetaman - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:46
I'm going with....

675

Markus - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:47
3900

penecoptero - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:52
297

doglobster - Jun 16, 2016 at 13:55
568

The Magician - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:00
3072

Bob Pullen - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:05
604.

Jan - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:08
1974

MatDam - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:08
3713

please please please!!

badde - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:09
1823

Bodo - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:16
4001

jfrisby - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:18
174

Ken - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:24
1,229

jytky - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:36
1566

jytky again - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:40
999

MikeG - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:40
2222

Roger knaus - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:48
2939

Bob Rineer - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:53
2251

ciaps - Jun 16, 2016 at 14:53
936

Cody Trotter - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:11
1067!

Stefan Winterstein - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:14
711

Romain Bot - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:17
2546

Fred - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:19
77

Vadim G. - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:32
I'll say 28%.
(hey, nobody said it has to be the absolute number, percentage is a valid response :)

Kevin S - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:33
256

bud - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:36
327

E - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:37
527

Franz - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:41
1921!

Franz - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:44
Made the same mistake as the others... final guess is 210.

Peter - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:47
335 I'd say

Stefano - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:49
2340

dave - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:57
357

Fernando - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:59
658

Tobi - Jun 16, 2016 at 15:59
366

Lars - Jun 16, 2016 at 16:07
207

Walfisch - Jun 16, 2016 at 16:11
911

Caspar - Jun 16, 2016 at 16:20
980

Grummelland - Jun 16, 2016 at 16:21
3.562

Bastian - Jun 16, 2016 at 16:22
611

Marcelo Yacobs - Jun 16, 2016 at 16:28
212

Mindiell - Jun 16, 2016 at 16:35
Well, 26 letters, 36 entries for common letters, certainly a lot of pages... /me rolls some dies...

I'll pick 1538 entries !

urielz - Jun 16, 2016 at 16:38
1069

Marcelo Yacobs - Jun 16, 2016 at 16:42
Make it

128

Marc Kloosterman - Jun 16, 2016 at 16:43
594

Marcus - Jun 16, 2016 at 16:49
578

Susan Stebbins - Jun 16, 2016 at 16:51
215

Arne - Jun 16, 2016 at 16:54
921

Dani Estevez - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:00
1983

redwarp - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:08
I would say... 667!

Robert Heel - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:20
933

Laihanen - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:22
303

Doug - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:24
182

Zbyl - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:28
255

Sushi - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:39
1138

Evan McLain - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:39
499

Pomeran - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:40
1029.3111111111111111111111111111

B.Bernouli - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:44
1782

Mattias Cedervall - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:47
Ron, where will you place foreign names that starts with characters not available in English? Example: Åsa Östlin

Ron Gilbert - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:54
They will be sorted with the A's. The spreadsheet sort (which is what I'm using) already does this.

Mattias Cedervall - Jun 16, 2016 at 18:47
I guess it's tricky to solve that issue. Thank you for your reply, Ron! :-)

Firebird - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:55
256

Tom - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:55
2135? I'm going to dial them all! BTW in the page title the word County looks a bit like "Caunty" due to some pixel misalignment. Also: why not fixed width for digits in the font? The right column would look tidier.

Ron Gilbert - Jun 16, 2016 at 18:12
Not. Final. Art.

Someone - Jun 17, 2016 at 05:07
Now I get disliked, but I like that art. :) In the good old times[tm] such "wrecked/crumbled" fonts were very common.

Kasper - Jun 17, 2016 at 08:38
That explains why it is 640w 360h (1 pixel is 1 pixel) instead of the usual 320w 180h scaled by 2 :-)

Or did you change the screen resolution of the art?

Ron Gilbert - Jun 17, 2016 at 09:28
The resolution of the game is not fixed. Sometimes we use 320px, other times 420px, other times 640px. It all depends on the room and what we want he feel to be, not to mention that the camera can zoom, messing all those up. Long gone are the days of a fixed resolution.

Marvin - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:59
632

dojoe - Jun 16, 2016 at 17:59
2642

Tom - Jun 16, 2016 at 18:00
No actually I think it's 743.

Lee - Jun 16, 2016 at 18:02
453

Juergen - Jun 16, 2016 at 18:02
512

Steffen - Jun 16, 2016 at 18:08
1517

Zarbulonian - Jun 16, 2016 at 18:08
I'll go with 215

Annelise - Jun 16, 2016 at 18:12
1920 Hi from France.

Jean-Patrick Vieu - Jun 16, 2016 at 18:13
Misread the question, here is my (real) guess: 432

Davanita - Jun 16, 2016 at 18:13
1999!

Dan S. - Jun 16, 2016 at 18:27
924

Klaus van Ückendorf - Jun 16, 2016 at 18:43
367 !

Iron Curtain - Jun 16, 2016 at 19:09
I find it amusing that Thimbleweed Park is more ethnically diverse than New York City, something that I thought would be impossible for a Southwest US town in 1987 (I'm saying this as a New York City native).

AllenNZ - Jun 16, 2016 at 19:10
1812

Retro - Jun 16, 2016 at 19:13
690

(As scientifically determined by estimating that we're seeing about 45% of A-letter entries, so that would be 80 total, and A appears about 11.6% time as a starting letter in English, so we get 80 / 0.116 = 690.)

Retro - Jun 16, 2016 at 19:24
Wait, so the darkened entries are the ones with uploaded voicemail and we are to estimate how many of those? In that case my answer is:

199

(13 entries out of 45 shown have been uploaded (about 28.9%), so 690 * 0.289 = 199)

Ema - Jun 18, 2016 at 03:36
11.6%.....
What is your reference?

Dictionary lemmas?
Wikipedia?

Are you sure this is valid also for people names?

Nicolas Puntigliano - Jun 16, 2016 at 19:16
714

Swen - Jun 16, 2016 at 19:17
D20() * 99

Carlo Valenti - Jun 16, 2016 at 19:20
918

TheQL - Jun 16, 2016 at 19:34
So, I'm guessing not as many as expected. That is the correct answer ;)

Anyway, I am still a little disappointed, as this was a backer exclusive and it wasn't "cheap". Just "giving it away" makes the backer level noticeably less exclusive.

Having said this, my bet is: 321

Ivan Braidi - Jun 16, 2016 at 19:34
222

Paulup - Jun 16, 2016 at 19:41
Eleventeen-teen!
And a half!

Bogdan Barbu - Jun 16, 2016 at 19:45
Should be around 1200.

Bogdan Barbu - Jun 16, 2016 at 19:49
(Judging from the number of backers and leaked information, at least. Hoping the distribution we see in the images is a sampling error, esp. for the letter "A".)

Bogdan Barbu - Jun 17, 2016 at 05:43
I will down my guess to 950 because I suspect Ron misestimated in the podcast.

uprock - Jun 16, 2016 at 19:51
* 623 *

Question:
Will names like "Family [lastname]" or "[lastname] Family" e. g. "Threepwood Family" be accepted as well?
I recorded a voice msg together with my wife + 2 year old daughter.
I believe, Ron agreed to this in one of the previous posts ...
Better safe than sorry ;)

Bogdan Barbu - Jun 16, 2016 at 19:54
No. You must choose. It's either TP or your family.

Ron Gilbert - Jun 16, 2016 at 20:05
Yes, you Can use "Theepwood Family" or "Bob and Jenn Swanky"

Bogdan Barbu - Jun 16, 2016 at 22:21
Does it have to be voicemail? Can't it be something like "I told you to stop calling this number, creep."

Ron Gilbert - Jun 16, 2016 at 22:23
I can see someone putting that on their VM.  It just needs to be vaguely realistic for someone's VM message. People do a lot of fun and goofy things on VM.

Derrick Reisdorf - Jun 17, 2016 at 00:40
Voicemail?  What's voicemail?
I'm going to make mine an answering machine message!  ;)

R.C.M. - Jun 16, 2016 at 19:59
603

Big Red Button - Jun 16, 2016 at 20:08
2110

Big Red Button - Jun 17, 2016 at 03:26
Correction (if allowed): 1860

David D. Masse - Jun 16, 2016 at 20:17
888

René - Jun 16, 2016 at 20:20
225

4 - Jun 16, 2016 at 20:28
194

Jaye - Jun 16, 2016 at 20:35
464

Don M - Jun 16, 2016 at 20:43
1000

G. Lucas - Jun 16, 2016 at 21:25
42
[email protected]
209-983-0401
869 TumbleShrub Lane
Modesto, CA 95397

Please don't share my information.  I'm a very private person.  Thank you.

John Hulsman - Jun 16, 2016 at 21:42
909 -- going with there being 18 x 2 = 36 for each letter of the alphabet x 25 and then adding 9 more for the z's!!!

Lautaro - Jun 16, 2016 at 22:13
455

Mike McP - Jun 16, 2016 at 22:34
245

Jesse Kinross-Smith - Jun 16, 2016 at 22:54
I'm guessing 2503

T. Benjamin Larsen - Jun 16, 2016 at 23:10
3211

Jeff Evans - Jun 17, 2016 at 00:17
1916

Jeff Evans - Jun 17, 2016 at 00:21
Oops, misread question. Sorry! Final guess: 678

Mathias Neuhaus - Jun 17, 2016 at 01:58
1333

Stefan - Jun 17, 2016 at 02:01
2.000

James B - Jun 17, 2016 at 02:23
227, it is a twin prime number

SigKill - Jun 17, 2016 at 02:33
246

Stefan - Jun 17, 2016 at 02:40
723

BadWampa - Jun 17, 2016 at 02:45
1023 I think :)

Van Blessed - Jun 17, 2016 at 02:53
517

D'Amato - Jun 17, 2016 at 02:55
2016

mbb - Jun 17, 2016 at 02:57
800

Rho - Jun 17, 2016 at 03:10
1248, to be precise

Greg - Jun 17, 2016 at 08:13
would like to know how you came to that number, cause i would say that too. :-) ok, minus 1 then.

Nor Treblig - Jun 17, 2016 at 14:55
You should write the number using digits or there is a chance it won't count (because the regex won't match)...

Patrik Rak - Jun 17, 2016 at 03:10
1176

Felix - Jun 17, 2016 at 03:20
404.

Christian - Jun 17, 2016 at 03:33
614

Ruben - Jun 17, 2016 at 03:36
201 - and I agree with Derrick Reisdorf. It should get sorted by Family name. Those with middle Names are typically aware of how they enter their names in forms. And I guess that those assume a standard sorting. I was confused see that it is sorted by first name, I wouldn't check for Zak McCracken at "Z", but at "M" or "C".
The argument with mixing up people of other countries is, in my opinion, not valid. Those have different typo at all, would assume that name handling behaves like locale, means in this case US.
BR,
Ruben

Francisco de Molina Mari - Jun 17, 2016 at 03:55
666

Richard Tappenden - Jun 17, 2016 at 04:02
433

Zak Phoenix McKracken - Jun 17, 2016 at 04:15
4040

That's not hexadecimal, huh... it's decimal!
FourThousandForty :-)

Zak Phoenix McKracken - Jun 17, 2016 at 13:20
I amend my answer.
950

Zak Phoenix McKracken - Jun 17, 2016 at 13:24
Since Bogdan Barbu already wrote 950, I say...
932

Gffp - Jun 17, 2016 at 04:16
313

Bridawg - Jun 17, 2016 at 04:24
473

Mirko Köster - Jun 17, 2016 at 04:39
625

Jamie Butcher - Jun 17, 2016 at 04:48
525

David T, - Jun 17, 2016 at 04:56
Guess:  2912

Rob Moran - Jun 17, 2016 at 05:05
200

peterszky - Jun 17, 2016 at 05:10
1068

(data  came from GuesserTron 3000 ™)

Dennis - Jun 17, 2016 at 05:13
my guess would be 711452381891 (any lower number would be a shame for twp)

pennylaneonline - Jun 17, 2016 at 05:13
322

Harakiri - Jun 17, 2016 at 05:19
743

BertL - Jun 17, 2016 at 05:22
1112

mth - Jun 17, 2016 at 05:35
2100

Mario F. - Jun 17, 2016 at 05:37
620

Merino - Jun 17, 2016 at 05:39
1781

bat - Jun 17, 2016 at 05:44
1200

Denny - Jun 17, 2016 at 05:59
I guess 1222.

Israphim - Jun 17, 2016 at 06:06
1821

PrinzJohnny99 - Jun 17, 2016 at 06:24
13

dada - Jun 17, 2016 at 06:28
123

TR. - Jun 17, 2016 at 06:31
*789*

Claire Jones - Jun 17, 2016 at 06:40
495

CiacioZ - Jun 17, 2016 at 06:43
523

Miguel - Jun 17, 2016 at 06:48
4096

Gaston16 - Jun 17, 2016 at 06:50
411

Mike - Jun 17, 2016 at 06:55
196

McStorm - Jun 17, 2016 at 07:02
72

Fref - Jun 17, 2016 at 07:08
657

Geoff - Jun 17, 2016 at 07:12
927

Jens - Jun 17, 2016 at 07:25
780

Mr Miyagi - Jun 17, 2016 at 07:34
950

Martin Wendt - Jun 17, 2016 at 07:53
2162, based on the fact that we have 9 Adams in the C64-Book-Kickstarter who will get our C64 game with an archive (no phonebook) of all backers ;-)
And for the very same reason we sort by first name, hehe. And I detected 24 special characters due to internationalization in our case.

Daniel Tomás - Jun 17, 2016 at 08:04
213

Greg - Jun 17, 2016 at 08:14
1247

George - Jun 17, 2016 at 08:20
897

Henk - Jun 17, 2016 at 08:28
703

Gonzalo Losada - Jun 17, 2016 at 08:46
1875 FTW!!

Francesco Favia - Jun 17, 2016 at 09:02
1500!!

Niels Castle - Jun 17, 2016 at 09:13
112

Ramses - Jun 17, 2016 at 09:13
2950

Zuckerberg - Jun 17, 2016 at 09:39
290

Matt Tuttle - Jun 17, 2016 at 09:41
234

Wawa - Jun 17, 2016 at 10:17
770

Pikomi - Jun 17, 2016 at 10:18
151

Ger - Jun 17, 2016 at 10:22
197

Master Metzger - Jun 17, 2016 at 10:48
My guess is :1234 ^^

Floris - Jun 17, 2016 at 10:56
609

Dorus - Jun 17, 2016 at 11:03
2001

Bekky - Jun 17, 2016 at 11:13
My guess is 281.

Juan Ignacio Pradenas - Jun 17, 2016 at 11:14
my guess: 2416

Moritz Maneke - Jun 17, 2016 at 11:18
994

Karl - Jun 17, 2016 at 11:19
1024

mattew1983 - Jun 17, 2016 at 11:27
my guess is: 386

Craig - Jun 17, 2016 at 11:59
320

Farooq Jamal - Jun 17, 2016 at 12:32
1040

Kourosh - Jun 17, 2016 at 12:38
Hi all. Tnx for the game.
666

PanamaJAG - Jun 17, 2016 at 12:39
782

Tobias R - Jun 17, 2016 at 12:42
463

Gecko Espresso - Jun 17, 2016 at 12:54
437

Silbermondauge - Jun 17, 2016 at 13:06
Well, I guess : 1337 ;-)

Patrick Sellnow - Jun 17, 2016 at 13:14
386

Crowbar - Jun 17, 2016 at 13:21
1317

P.Coltau - Jun 17, 2016 at 13:40
1107

Tom - Jun 17, 2016 at 13:54
Please add magnifying glass after Z tab in phone book. Minimum 3 char. substring searches. ;-)

GoatBoy - Jun 17, 2016 at 14:02
213! (Meaning just 213, not the factorial of 213. Just to be clear.)

MarkB2000 - Jun 17, 2016 at 14:27
I guess 1853.

Morphez - Jun 17, 2016 at 14:33
584

Morphez - Jun 17, 2016 at 14:37
Read it wrong, my answer is: 168

Tyler - Jun 17, 2016 at 14:43
936

Tyler - Jun 17, 2016 at 14:44
187

tomimt - Jun 17, 2016 at 15:24
There is 843 jelly beans in the jar

Daniel - Jun 17, 2016 at 15:25
1613

Peter - Jun 17, 2016 at 15:33
8678

Seth - Jun 17, 2016 at 15:35
150

Denise Schynol - Jun 17, 2016 at 16:13
13

Carl - Jun 17, 2016 at 16:19
45

Jared Boehm - Jun 17, 2016 at 16:37
234

Jeroen - Jun 17, 2016 at 16:37
3127

Nath - Jun 17, 2016 at 16:40
2845

Edward Laverick - Jun 17, 2016 at 16:54
2146

Ben H - Jun 17, 2016 at 17:18
300

Jack Ahern - Jun 17, 2016 at 17:21
273

Roberto Mazzoleni - Jun 17, 2016 at 18:36
1212

Adam Heyde - Jun 17, 2016 at 19:37
221

interceptor - Jun 17, 2016 at 19:49
768

Nicolas - Jun 17, 2016 at 19:49
520

Steve Kracken Massicotte - Jun 17, 2016 at 19:57
777

Paul - Jun 17, 2016 at 20:56
395

Domingo Ottati - Jun 17, 2016 at 21:08
934

Tino B. - Jun 17, 2016 at 21:36
169

Davide - Jun 17, 2016 at 21:50
2003

Mike - Jun 17, 2016 at 23:11
515

Carmelo Vargas - Jun 18, 2016 at 00:07
253

If I don't win, can I have one of this things?
1) Can you tell me what The Secret of Monkey Island(tm) is?
2) Can you send me some grog?
3) Can you tell me which algorithm you used to randomly? generate non-repeating? number extensions in the phonebook? :)

Chapter 5: How the hell did I came up with this number? (253)

/
* Thimbleweed Phonebook Voicemail Guessing Algorithm
* TPVGA - Do find a better acronym before sending this to THE Ron Gilbert :)
*
* Let's see, how about...
* H.A.T.S.A.W. = Hapless Algorithm That Serves as Attention Wench
* And coincidentally sounds like a real pirate word :)
*
* I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
* How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
*
* Poser, why are you using C++?
* How appropriate, you code like a .NET programmer.
*  
* @author Carmelo Vargas
*/
#include <iostream>
#include <cmath>

using namespace std;

int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
// And here comes the extreme overuse of underscores and long names :)

cout << endl << endl;
cout << "
******************************" << endl;
cout << "Thimbleweed Phonebook Voicemail Guessing Algorithm based on H.A.T.S.A.W." << endl;
cout << "********************************" << endl;
// Not very proud to say that coming up with HATSAW took more time than coding this :)

cout << endl << endl;
cout << "A long time ago in a galaxy, far, far away... hmmm... wait, wrong mythology, let me start this again, ack..." << endl;
cout << endl << endl;
cout << "Ego: Great Marie Laveau, please tell me my fortune, I wish to gain an entry to this book of phones." << endl;
cout << "Great Marie Laveau: I shall tell your fortune young man." << endl;
cout << "Great Marie Laveau: That which you seek, will not be for your numbers are speculative." << endl;
cout << "Ego: (...dissapointed...)" << endl;
cout << "Great Marie Laveau: But do not falter young man, I shall read your good fortune." << endl;
cout << "[... magic 8-ball is being consulted ...]" << endl;
cout << "Great Marie Laveau: You will die a painful and horrible death!" << endl;
cout << "Ego: WHAT???" << endl;
cout << "Great Marie Laveau: No, wait, this thing has a pending update..." << endl;
cout << "[... magic 8-ball starts updating ...]" << endl;
cout << "[... 10 hours later ...]" << endl;
cout << "Great Marie Laveau: This is unfortunate!" << endl;
cout << "Ego: Why?" << endl;
cout << "Great Marie Laveau: It says; failure to update 0x0AFF843F, I'll post this message on StackOverflow to see who can help." << endl;
cout << "Ego: Screw this, I shall seek my own fortune..." << endl;
cout << "[... tu tu turum tu tu, blah blah, some music that in my mind makes sense, blah blah blah ta ...]" << endl;
cout << endl << endl;

int names_per_page = 18; //except for Z
int voicemails_per_page = 5;
float voicemail_rate = (5.0f / 18.0f); //~= 0.27... => 27.7...%, this is unneeded but I feel clever using floating arithmetics :)
int letters_in_english_alphabet = 26;
int letters_in_english_alphabet_without_z = (letters_in_english_alphabet - 1);

// for Z
int names_in_z = 9;
int voicemails_in_z = ceil(names_in_z * voicemail_rate); //I know its 3 but I also feel clever using ceiling

// totals
//int total_names_without_z = names_per_page * 2 * letters_in_english_alphabet_without_z; //900, not needed
//int total_names = total_names_without_z + names_in_z; //909, not needed
int total_voicemails_without_z = voicemails_per_page * 2 * letters_in_english_alphabet_without_z; //250
int total_voicemails = total_voicemails_without_z + voicemails_in_z; //253 ... (drum rolls, tada)

//some fancy O/S dependant function can be used to pretty print the number in some color, but I'm too lazy for that at this moment :)
cout << "Ego: After much pain and suffering I figured out the entries in the phonebook should be " << total_voicemails << " voicemails." << endl;

cout << "Game Over!" << endl;
cout << endl << endl;

return 0;
}

Someone - Jun 18, 2016 at 10:23
"Can you tell me what The Secret of Monkey Island(tm) is?"

LeChuck's Cave!!!!!111oneeleven!

RCM - Jun 19, 2016 at 01:13
The Secret is that Ron IS Guybrush! (eerie music plays)

Bernd M. - Jun 18, 2016 at 01:06
1248

Ema - Jun 18, 2016 at 03:02
273

Ema - Jun 18, 2016 at 03:04
No, wait...
347

Yes, much better.

Mister T - Jun 18, 2016 at 03:15
633

Mister T - Jun 18, 2016 at 03:17
No, wait, ... 422.

Goran Paues - Jun 18, 2016 at 03:35
743

René - Jun 18, 2016 at 03:54
142

Gee El-Dub - Jun 18, 2016 at 03:58
780

Andy Randy - Jun 18, 2016 at 04:11
Please let it be 685!

Suzy Bishop - Jun 18, 2016 at 04:12
701

Javier - Jun 18, 2016 at 04:48
3563

István Fülöp - Jun 18, 2016 at 05:32
1042

Sniarn - Jun 18, 2016 at 05:41
238

L Dimas - Jun 18, 2016 at 05:52
941.

inexile - Jun 18, 2016 at 06:50
692

Moris - Jun 18, 2016 at 07:10
2647

StefanoRosa - Jun 18, 2016 at 07:52
420

MVittiS - Jun 18, 2016 at 08:22
561!

Rich C - Jun 18, 2016 at 09:17
488

Welcer - Jun 18, 2016 at 09:35
581

Gail Sherman - Jun 18, 2016 at 10:37
1971!

Matt Gaul - Jun 18, 2016 at 11:34
I guess 1870.

matteo - Jun 18, 2016 at 11:57
1445

Oli - Jun 18, 2016 at 12:13
1977 - for sure!

NobStar - Jun 18, 2016 at 12:25
404

Buddy Bear - Jun 18, 2016 at 13:58
3799

Ross - Jun 18, 2016 at 13:59
358

Michael - Jun 18, 2016 at 14:19
My guess is 353.
I hope it's prime...

Paddy - Jun 18, 2016 at 14:25
damn can't wait to call myself ... I guess 3002

Norman - Jun 18, 2016 at 15:21
Well, 1222. Sure! ;)

Steffen - Jun 18, 2016 at 15:42
8630 - It's the highest number I've seen in the two White Page sites.

Kathrin - Jun 18, 2016 at 16:34
4

L.J. - Jun 18, 2016 at 17:00
145

Sgt_Moustache - Jun 18, 2016 at 17:44
1851

RC - Jun 18, 2016 at 17:48
Probably rather low, I'm gonna say 100.

Malkyr - Jun 18, 2016 at 19:13
2351

Malkyr - Jun 18, 2016 at 19:16
Oops, I also just read that it is voicemail messages not just names. Lets say 815.

Riccardo - Jun 18, 2016 at 19:17
2295

David Mortensen - Jun 18, 2016 at 22:29
435

Peacful Rest Network ASMR - Jun 18, 2016 at 22:37
My answer is everybody left a voicemail message.

Danny Smith - Jun 18, 2016 at 23:19
570

Wes - Jun 19, 2016 at 01:30
858

Moritz - Jun 19, 2016 at 02:05
842 because 42 has to be in it =)

Andrew - Jun 19, 2016 at 02:54
252

MarcusG - Jun 19, 2016 at 04:17
1404

Simon Simon - Jun 19, 2016 at 05:20
I like the first name - last name sorting.
My guess is: 940

Jonas - Jun 19, 2016 at 05:26
2049. Looking forward to playing the game!

Synne - Jun 19, 2016 at 05:28
Thanks for all the hard work and good entertainment so far, guys!
My guess: 1987

Claudio CLemens - Jun 19, 2016 at 05:47
I bet there are about 432 voicemails there.

Jimmie Espling - Jun 19, 2016 at 06:08
It must be approximately 252 voicemails!

Carl Firth - Jun 19, 2016 at 06:34
326

McLovin - Jun 19, 2016 at 07:15
Marvin Gaye. The answer is always Marvin Gaye!

Pumbaa - Jun 19, 2016 at 07:18
529, exact! If just Germans are here.

pumbaa - Jun 19, 2016 at 07:22
609. My 2nd guess. With 50% USA and 50% Germans :)

pumbaa - Jun 19, 2016 at 07:30
ok. I stay with my guess.... Although i realized lately, that it is "surname"-ordered...

elDouche - Jun 19, 2016 at 08:09
Surname is the other one. ; )

Jan - Jun 19, 2016 at 07:51
485

Craig McKenna - Jun 19, 2016 at 08:33
364! I hope. :)

Danny Tunker - Jun 19, 2016 at 08:43
333!

Danny Tunker - Jun 19, 2016 at 08:44
Strike that, that one is taken.

483.